Chuck Norris Facts

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him wink

Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer.

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes.

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

In the beggining there was nothing...then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8,000.

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's butter.

Some people wear Superman pajamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe them out from the space-time continium.

Chuck Norris doesn't own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Cycle of Life"

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are copromised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

Chuck Norris did in fact build Rome in a day.

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.